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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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