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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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