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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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