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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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