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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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