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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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