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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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