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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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