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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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