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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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