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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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