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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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