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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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