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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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