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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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