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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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