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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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