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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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