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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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