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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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