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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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