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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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