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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Spock eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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