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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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