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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Minnie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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