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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rocky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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