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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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