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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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