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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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