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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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