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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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