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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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