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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jelly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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