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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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