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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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