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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Misty eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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