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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Misty eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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