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Pet death
My
aunt
Adele
had their beloved pet
mouse 🐁
Gizmo
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
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a lynx 😺
a rhinoceros 🦏
a hyena 🐺
an ostrich 🐦
a wild boar 🐗
a tiger 🐯
a pufferfish 🐡
a venomous snake 🐍
a turkey 🦃
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