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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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