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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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