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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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