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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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