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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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