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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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