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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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