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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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