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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Frodo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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