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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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