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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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