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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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