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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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